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 The boss and three chemists huddle around a table in the middle of a research laboratory. |
 Boss: We've got to find the secret formula to Hattie's Original Super Sauce or we're finished. |
 Chemist #1: People who love mustard love Hattie's... |
 ...It's great on hot dogs and hamburgers. |
 Chemist #2: Instead of mayo... |
 ...people use Hattie's on ruebens, subs and sandwiches. |
 Chemist #3: Hattie's is perfect in salads like potato or macaroni... |
 ...and you can use it as a cocktail sauce or dip. |
 Boss: But what about the secret formula? |
 Chemist #1: It's the mustard. |
 Chemist #2: It's the mayo. |
 Chemist #3: I don't know, but it sure is good! |
 Boss: Aargh! |
 Announcer: Hattie's Original Super Sauce. It's more than mustard. |